1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
2. It was Isaac Newton’s birthday.
3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn’t actually reach it.
4. I have the proof, but there isn’t room to write it in this margin.
5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.
6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
7. I locked the paper in my trunk but a fourdimensional dog got in and ate it.
8. I couldn’t figure out whether I am the square root of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn’t find it.
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The intricate magic of pencil lead sculptor Dalton Ghetti.
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The intricate magic of pencil lead sculptor Dalton Ghetti.
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Source: daltonmghetti.com